Posted by SCORP #8 on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 @ 03:22 PM
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. And, in the spirit of giving that the season encourages, SCORPIONS have momentarily decided to set down their books, put aside their competitions, and open up their photo vault from Christmas Parties Past. Enjoy!
Caption: MC Trouble getting ready for the party in 2008. "What a waste of wine," you might be saying, to which MC Trouble would say, "don't be an idiot. I'd never do that with anything over 10% alcohol. That's scorpion blood. For the ladies."
Caption: All the SCORPS agree that the mushrooms & tequila kicked in at the exact wrong moment for "The Judge" in 2007. Every other SCORP got through the Yankee Swap without a problem. As for "The Judge," it took 12 men and a tranquilizer gun before he had his figgy pudding.
Caption: The Spaniard was a little late to the party in 2005.
Caption: Christmas piñata, SCORP-style. Feliz Navidad, motherfuckers.
Caption: In 2006 Mickey Rourke decided to drop by and let the SCORPS know the "Reason for the Season." It was a little awkward-until we got him a shot of whiskey and told him to pipe down.
Caption: Unidentified SCORPION. This photo was time stamped 12.29.08. The SCORPIONS party began on December 20 in 2008.